A possible future for Andre' -

Early in the fall of 2005, Andre' opted to try a career in material design. He began his research by sneaking around the salvation army and restitching the work on thier line of winter jackets and pants, and once school began he joined several art classes at the regional highschool. Top of his class in shirt-making, Andre' recieved many accolades on his famous "The duck stops here" parka and many other novelty inventions. When he completed his senior year, he began to raise money for study abroad by selling his plasma and collecting stamps from junk mail. He was accepted to the School of Handbag Design in Munich, Germany, and enjoyed many in-flight movies with his fellow passengers on the passage over. Andre' found he fit in right away with the preppy students of Munich, and while vacationing in Amsterdam he learned how to smoke pot with his toes. After a long apprenticeship with a master craftsman named Gulich, Andre' graduated third in his class and went on to work for a luxourious fashion store in downtown Berlin, where he created the most marvelous fashion accesories ever seen by mortal eyes. He married and had five children, after which he retired and lived to the ripe old age of seven hundred and fifteen (his longevity due to a special hyperbaric chamber created by his good friend John Warner, a nobel peace prize winning scientist).

Why not? After all, I love colors.